Wife: Sare Mohalle Waale Khush Hain, Sabki Tassali Karwa Deti Hun, Bas Isi Harami Ke Nakhre Khatam Nahin Hote…Įk Psychologist Ne Ladko Aur Ladkiyon Ke Dimag Mein Kya Chalta Hai Iske Baare Mein Detail Mein Research Ki Aur Ye Result Nikaala…Ī Negro wanted to go to a fancy dress party. Judge to Wife: Aapko Is Baare Mein Kuch Kehna Hai? Husband: Judge Saab, I am not satisfied with her on bed. Judge to Husband: Tumhe Divorce Kyun Chahiye? Pati Daru Pee Ke Ghar Aaye Aur Biwi Puchhe: Ladka: Ghabrao Mat… Mein Mazaak Kar Raha Hun, Bas Tumhaari Tight Karni Thi…!!! Ladka Achanak Bola: Jaanu, You Know… Mujhe AIDS Hai… Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: Agar Tumne Phir Kabhi Hamare Bachchon Ko ‘Defective Condoms’ Bolna Nahin Chhoda Toh Mein Tumhari Jaan Le Lungi…Įk Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha. Husband: Arey, Ye Defective Condoms Sofe Pe Kyun Pade Hue Hain? Maths Teacher: Pappu Tere Paasd 6 Lollipops Hain, 2 Rinku Ko Diye, 3 Pinku Ko Diye, 1 Raju Ko Diya Toh Tumhaare Paas Kya Bacha?
Kaafi Der Tak Sochne Ke Baad Pappu Ne Zip Khol Ke Kaha: O Yaar, Iska Body Cover De Do!!! Par Wahan Jakar Bhul Gaya Ki Condom Maangna Hai. Pappu First Time Medical Store Pe Condom Lene gaya. Jeeto: O Bina Dimaag Ke Jaanwar, Woh Bachche Ke Dhoodh Peene Ka Nipple Hai, Utaar Ise…… Santa, Raat Ke Andhere Mein: Oye Jeeto Yaar, Ye Condom Itna Chhota or Sakht Kyun Hai? Santa Ne Apni Taxi Bechkar XEROX Ki Shop Khol Li.īanta Ne Jab Usse Iski Vajah Puchi Toh Santa Bola: Yaara Dil Khush Ho Jaata Hai Jab Ladkiyan Aakar Kehti Hain ‘Santa Ji, Aage Piche Sono Side Se Kar Do…’ Moral of the story: Man is always innocent. Sali: Kyon Nahi Kar Sakte, Agar Aap Danda Zameen Mein Gaad Ke Rassi Say Bakri Ko Baandh Do, Aur Balti Ko Ulta Karke Murge Ke Upar Rakh Do Toh Aap Sab Kuch Kar Sakte Ho, Mujhe Aapse Bahut Dar Lag Raha Hai………………. Jija: Tumhe Dikhta Nahi Mere Ek Haath Mein Bakri Aur Danda Hai, Aur Doosre Haath Mein Murga, Rassi Aur balti Hai. Sali: Jija Ji Kahin Aap Is Mauke Ka Phaida Utha Ke Mere Saath Zabardasti Toh Nahin Karenge? Pappu: Kuch Nahin, Khushi Ke Aansoo hain…Įk Aadmi Apni Saali Ke Saath Ek Sunsaan Jungle Se Ja Raha Tha. Santa: Arre Nahin Bhai, Ye Cover Hi Hai, Gift Toh Mere Paas Hai.Ī girl was handling Pappu’s cock for the first time.Īfter some time few drops came out, she sked, Ye Kya Hai Pappu? Preeto: Mera dost Mere Aage Se Dalta Tha.īanta: Chup Kar Mera dost Mere Pichche Dalta Tha. Banta Ki Shaadi Hui Aur Vo Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Manata Hai.
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